It seems that "Football Star" narrowly beat out "Frat Bois," "David Jones..." and the captions as your favorites. So, I'll go back, re-read it, and try to replicate that tone. Thanks to all of you who responded!
Sorry that the updates haven't been as regular in the last week. It's a combination of being really swamped at work (yes, I have a real job!) and trying to work on longer caption stories. Hopefully work will settle down, and I can get back to my one post a day schedule soonish.